Australian Bureau of Statistics
7101.0 - Ag Mag - The Agriculture Newsletter, May 2012
Previous ISSUE Released at 11:30 AM (CANBERRA TIME) 10/05/2012
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DID YOU KNOW ?
Q. What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A. A piiig.
Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A. A wonkey.
The shepherd took his cross-eyed dog to the vet.
The vet picked the dog up to examine him and said, "I'm going to have to put him down."
The shepherd said "It's not that bad is it?"
"No," said the vet, "he's just very heavy."
Ave atque vale, DR
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